Guarding the Dynamite

I think I actually have the worst job in the world. Basically, some evil scientist with lemon-yellow skin pays me by the hour to pace in front of a stack of dynamite, back and forward, back and forward. I have to appear menacing, in case his nemesis comes around. For the record, his nemesis is …

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Tour Day Three

Day three of my book tour was incredible. I got to meet some really nice people who have had their lives changed for the better, thanks to my memoir. It’s really touching since the whole reason I wrote my story was to influence the lives of fellow air conditioners. It’s often hard being an air …

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Bow Rails FC

I’m excited that they’re adding new teams to the Australian Footy Tournament (AFT), but some of the suggestions are simply ridiculous. I mean, the Berwick Super Bears? What a strange idea for a team. There are plenty of good ones out there, too, such as my own, so I don’t really think we need to …

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My First Home

Today has been pretty stressful, I have to admit. I didn’t think moving into my first home would take such a toll, but it really hasn’t been the walk in the park I expected. I thought it would be as simple as expressing interest, making an offer and moving in. It’s laughable how wrong I …

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Rushed Car Service

I’m from Melbourne, Australia and I live up to the stereotype that everyone Australian holds about Melbournians. I am footy-mad, love going to the pub on a Saturday night and have a girlfriend who is obsessed with the fact that we live in the shopping capital of Australia. So let me set the scene here. …

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Beach House Windows

I am so fortunate to have just bought a property right near the beach. I’ve always lived a decent drive away from the water, but now I own a home that has the beach at my front door. I want to get the renovations done as soon as possible so that I can move in …

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Custom Timber Crib

My sister is having her first baby in six months, which means I’m going to be an uncle! I’m so excited. I never want kids of my own, but I’m more than happy to give her children all the love and affection that I have in me. The beauty of it is, I can be …

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People and Places

My friends and I got a bit sick of Goblins and Grottos, so we’re trying a new roleplaying game. This one is called People and Places, and it’s basically a real-life simulator. There’s a similar video game called Alternate Life, but I like this RPG more because you have complete freedom. My character is a …

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