Brush Your Teeth

I’ve got a lesson for all you kids out there. By the end of this blog post, I’ll have you convinced that brushing your teeth is the single most important thing in the world. I’m speaking from years of experience and regret, as somebody who avoided brushing their teeth for most of their life. I …

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Car Disappointment

Do you ever have those days where literally everything goes wrong? That was my day today. I live in Brighton, a small town in Melbourne, Australia and I got up at 6:00am to go to the beach before work. I work your typical 9:00am-5:00pm job which is okay. I work to live rather than live …

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Guarding the Dynamite

I think I actually have the worst job in the world. Basically, some evil scientist with lemon-yellow skin pays me by the hour to pace in front of a stack of dynamite, back and forward, back and forward. I have to appear menacing, in case his nemesis comes around. For the record, his nemesis is …

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Tour Day Three

Day three of my book tour was incredible. I got to meet some really nice people who have had their lives changed for the better, thanks to my memoir. It’s really touching since the whole reason I wrote my story was to influence the lives of fellow air conditioners. It’s often hard being an air …

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Bow Rails FC

I’m excited that they’re adding new teams to the Australian Footy Tournament (AFT), but some of the suggestions are simply ridiculous. I mean, the Berwick Super Bears? What a strange idea for a team. There are plenty of good ones out there, too, such as my own, so I don’t really think we need to …

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My First Home

Today has been pretty stressful, I have to admit. I didn’t think moving into my first home would take such a toll, but it really hasn’t been the walk in the park I expected. I thought it would be as simple as expressing interest, making an offer and moving in. It’s laughable how wrong I …

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