This certainly wasn’t how I pictured my dream wedding, but sometimes you just have to be happy with what you’ve got. For most of my life, it’s been impossibly expensive grape juice and silver platters, servants and maids. Not today. Today, it’s a greasy floor and a wedding dress made out of leaves. And honestly, …
I live with three boys, my husband and my two teenage sons. I swear, they are the most warm blooded people on the planet. It could be fifteen degrees in the middle of Autumn or the start of Spring and they’ve got the air conditioning on. It’s not hot in the slightest but for some …
It’s been a hot summer in the capital of Australia. One of the hottest I can remember, actually. It’s quite possible that this burning landscape is going to become unbearable very quickly. That is unless we come up with a solution to our temperature woes. I think I have just the idea. It’s ambitious, to …
“How do you think the others are doing?” I asked, looking toward the glass bottle that Space Wizard sat within. His bottle was inside the new office’s refrigerator as I was setting up the air conditioner. Melbourne had decided to give us a blistering forty-degree day in the middle of winter and although Space Wizard …
Airy the air conditioner and I sit down at the local coffee shop to continue our interview for its memoir. In the comments of my last blog post, a few people thought it was stupid that Airy uses gender-neutral pronouns, and in response, I say this. How would you feel if you were, say, a …